Post by Baking_Bud on Jan 30, 2003 21:06:24 GMT -6
Another 30 Years
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. During that experience, she saw God and asked if this was it
God said no, and explained that she had another 30 years to live!
Upon her recovery, she decided to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. She figured that since she had another 30 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrived in front of God and complained, "I thought you said I had another 30 years
!"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"
Always With My Best, Baking Bud
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. During that experience, she saw God and asked if this was it
God said no, and explained that she had another 30 years to live!
Upon her recovery, she decided to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. She figured that since she had another 30 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrived in front of God and complained, "I thought you said I had another 30 years
!"God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"
Always With My Best, Baking Bud