Post by Baking_Bud on Jan 27, 2003 16:56:01 GMT -6
Two friends went out for a nice day of hiking, when they ran into a bear. The bear starts to chase them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first friend gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second friend says, "What are you doing?"
The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."
The second says, "I hate to have to say this to you my friend, but don't you know you can't out run a bear?"
The first friend says, "I don't have to out run the bear. I only have to out run you!!!"
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Reminds me of the show where 2 men are running from a bear and the older one who was exhausted said, "I can't run anymore. You go and save yourself, and I will try to slow down the bear!"
The younger guy says, "Now, how are you going to slow down a bear?"
The older one says, "I'll try to be chewy!"
That still cracks me up to think about!
Always My Best, Baking Bud
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first friend gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second friend says, "What are you doing?"
The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."
The second says, "I hate to have to say this to you my friend, but don't you know you can't out run a bear?"
The first friend says, "I don't have to out run the bear. I only have to out run you!!!"
****
Reminds me of the show where 2 men are running from a bear and the older one who was exhausted said, "I can't run anymore. You go and save yourself, and I will try to slow down the bear!"
The younger guy says, "Now, how are you going to slow down a bear?"
The older one says, "I'll try to be chewy!"
That still cracks me up to think about! Always My Best, Baking Bud
