Women's Prayer To Say...

[Baking_Bud]

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord,
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags.
And please lift my butt,
Before it sags.
Please no age spots,
Please no gray.
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

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Added thought for the day:

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"

*REALLY too bad I can't upload the cartoon that goes with that one. Self explanatory then!

Always With My Best, Baking Bud

OH, and HAPPY SUPER BOWL DAY to those who care! I just get to cook !

[Robyn2]

Oh Baking Bud! That is too funny!!!

~Robyn

[Baking_Bud]

Hey Robyn!,

As the years march on, many get to see first hand the value to that prayer!

Moisturize, moisturize, mosturize. Isn't that what our mom's once said to us when we NEVER thought we'd need that stuff?!!

Always With My Best, Baking Bud

[Chris in NM]

Thanks April! What a great way to start my day!!!! hehehe ;D

Chris