Post by Chris in NM on May 19, 2003 6:04:22 GMT -6
from www.worldwiderecipes.com
You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...
- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
- You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one
piece.
- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
- Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Capacitate in bulk.
- When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third
stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
- Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they
hear a fire truck siren.
- The E.P.A. insists that all your garbage cans be marked with
biohazard symbols.
- Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
- Your two best recipes are meat loaf and apple pie, but your dinner
guests can't tell which is which.
- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of
the oven.
- You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a
crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
- Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
- You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in
the dark and melts the silverware.
- Your family prays AFTER they eat!
You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...
- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
- You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one
piece.
- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
- Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Capacitate in bulk.
- When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third
stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
- Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they
hear a fire truck siren.
- The E.P.A. insists that all your garbage cans be marked with
biohazard symbols.
- Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
- Your two best recipes are meat loaf and apple pie, but your dinner
guests can't tell which is which.
- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of
the oven.
- You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a
crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
- Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
- You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in
the dark and melts the silverware.
- Your family prays AFTER they eat!