Post by Lexi's Omi on Apr 29, 2003 10:08:03 GMT -6
FOOD FUNNIES
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Sure, the grocery store clerk can sell meat. But will he produce?
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
I've seen some really awful truffles in my day. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
When I realized I was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I decided to quit cold turkey.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Sure, the grocery store clerk can sell meat. But will he produce?
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
I've seen some really awful truffles in my day. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
When I realized I was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I decided to quit cold turkey.
;D